Flight Behaviour by Barbara Kingslover; Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut; Neuromancer by William Gibson; Every Dead Thing by John Connolly; The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins by Irvine Welsh; The Beastly Beatitudes of Balthazar B by J. P. Donleavy; A Month in the Country by J. L. Carr; The Secret History by Donna Tartt; Life: A User's Manual by Georges Perec.
The Old Ways by Robert Macfarlane; Woman on the Edge of Time by Marge Piercy; Making Money by Terry Pratchett; Unbelievable by Jennifer Pickup; The Dreamers by Gilbert Adair; A Blink of the Screen by Terry Pratchett; Hogfather by Terry Pratchett; Middlemarch by George Eliot.
Modern British Short Stories; A Tale for the Time Bring by Ruth Ozenki; Our Cosmic Habitat by Martin Rees; Toast by Nigel Slater; Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn; The Tower by Simon Toyne; Mort by Terry Pratchett; A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson; The Simpsons and their Mathematical Secrets by Simon Singh; Mobius Dick by Andrew Crumey.
The few that are actually re-reads - Hogfather/Woman on the Edge of Time/Mort
The ones that are actually the bf's - The Tower/Our Cosmic Habitat/Simpsons Mathematical Secrets/A Short History
The ones that were gifts - Modern British Short Stories/Gone Girl/A Tale for the Time Being
There are also others dotted around the house, laying forgotten about underneath piles of work and strew clothes.
The question is, what the hell do I read next?